Mum: Go to sleep.
Me: I can't!
Mum: Just lie still and close your eyes.
In my head: WOW MOTHER THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT ADVICE BECAUSE IT REALLY ISN'T WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST FIVE HOURS OH MY LORD I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SLEEP UNTIL YOU SAID THAT THIS IS THE HOLY GRAIL OF INFORMATION
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phantomslimb said:
Watch every programme that is ever put on bbc iplayer, 4oD and itv player. It eventually helps. However you develop an addiction to Eastenders. Things always come at a price.
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